1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
4. On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TeraBytes/sec
That’s in the order of Petabytes. After laughing about it, you may wonder if the calculation is correct.
You’re right, it’s the best transmission of the data, but do not forgot that woman have the best firewall in the world as the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one data package.
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
come on guuuuuys! you came back from your summer vacation a little while ago… you have no idea how much we suffered… and now again with the vacation… you know, even a single frame with a dull knock-knock joke would be funny as hell with pid’jin, fredo and your inspiration so come on, do the magic
buhahahahahaha funny as hell
Ahaha, poor Pid’jin, always the butt end (well, maybe this time he was the front end) of Fredo’s jokes.
every sperm is sacred!
1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
4. On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TeraBytes/sec
That’s in the order of Petabytes. After laughing about it, you may wonder if the calculation is correct.
it should be downloading its own goddamn porn!
if you only had wireless in that house of yours
you have to much free space
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You’re right, it’s the best transmission of the data, but do not forgot that woman have the best firewall in the world as the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one data package.
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
and if you have “data transfer” with a woman, there’s a 66.6% to lose the data
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To you 1kb = 1000 bytes and 1M = 1000000 bytes? What kind of IT guy are you? Computation is WRONG!
well, if you want to get all It and all, its actually 1kb = 1024 bytes.
made me chuckle
going commando ftw! \o/
What ever happend to the “it” costume?!
hipster pidjin, now that is cute!
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cu ocazia asta , ii reinviem si pe cei de la smashing pumpkins
I don’t get it…
uhum, like any woman would actually COMMENT on a uber-tight-pants-guy sperm count…
No hidden panel? I am disappoint.
This animations are handmade by pidjin.net ?
My grandma cracked better jokes than this…
Hehe! Nice one!
alo, baieti! e marti. niciun update?!?!?!!?
we’re taking this week off, guys.
we’ll be back soon.
yeah, “nice” marketing you try, you could of have told us you’ll be missing …
No update !!!, anyways, hope you guys are back next week !!!
come on guuuuuys! you came back from your summer vacation a little while ago… you have no idea how much we suffered…
and now again with the vacation… you know, even a single frame with a dull knock-knock joke would be funny as hell with pid’jin, fredo and your inspiration 
so come on, do the magic 
Lazy ass motherfuckers. Where’s the comic for this week?
Another week off ?
out of funny ?
guys, we’re dealing with a minor technical issue, but we’re working on it. the new episode should be online any minute now.
B)