UPDATE: Deadline removed. You can now order again.

Pid’Jin brings you an exclusive, one of a kind jewelry collection.

Your evil advisors, conveniently placed close to your ears.
(Fredo on the right ear, and Pid’jin on the left. 3×2.5 cm)
35 RON/pair

We know you like your men in chains, and Fredo is willing to indulge.
(3×2.5 cm; adjustable length chain)
35 RON/one

Get some atom power to your heart. Don’t worry, it’s safe. Have the Pidjins guard them boobies for extra safety.
(approx. 2 cm radius, or 3.5×3 cm)

20 RON/one

Lovingly strangled is your preferred mode of death? Nice! Just choose your skillful strangler. (3.5×3 cm, adjustible length chain)
35 RON/one

DISCOUNT!
Get a set of Earrings+Bracelet+Necklace, for only 90 RON.
(instead of 105 RON).

“ZOMG these are so cool i’m totally tweeting this!!!”

HOW TO BUY

These marvelous jewels can only be delivered in Romania.

Head over to TricksBox, where you can order them via e-mail.

Lots of thanks to our friend Oana from TricksBox, our one and only official Pidjin® merchandise licensee.

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1. The Archive

Behold the greatness!!! Gaze upon the splendor of our 200+ episodes, all nicely gathered in one place. An adorable collection of love stories, dick jokes, depravation and profanity.

2. Topics
Do you secretly stalk Monique? Great news, it just got a lot easier!(pervert). There’s now a list of all episodes tagged “Monique”. Also, as it turns out, “food” and “abuse” are popular tags.

3. Search
Remember that episode when pidjin said “holy cow”? You can now find an episode just searching for the stuff that happens in it, or by the vulgarities spoken.

4. The whole damn thing is better
The Wordpress Gurus at Blogu.lu have rebuilt pidjin.net from the ground up, forging us a new website made out of pure awesome. We had no idea how radically a wordpress-based site can be customized and improved until now. I was gonna title this post “God made the new Pidjin site” but then i remembered that God likes to take his Sundays off, while these guys were more helpful than that. Read: we recommend them with our whole evil hearts.

Now go forth and spread the word. Yes, you may also multiply if you think it helps.

Thanks, everyone, for reviewing us. The most reviewed episode has been Ribbed For Pleasure. With this we know more about our readers, and our innocence will never be restored.

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THE LIVE-EVIL PRIZES!

We promised a Tshirt to the first 30 participants.
SURPRISE!!! We’re giving one to every participant! (50x)
Stay tuned, you’ll be contacted via the email address you used.

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AND NOW, DEAR MORTALS, THE JURY AWARDS!

The third and second place are getting a pidjin magnet of their choice from Joytricks!

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The winners are:
3rd place: Rondelli Gabriel
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2nd place: Madalin Cojocaru

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TIME FOR THE GRAND PRIZE!
a fridge magnet and a unique design hand-painted Tshirt!

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and the Grand Prize goes to Magda Mihaila!

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A Special Prize from Eugen&Tudor: We award Maria Suciu a magnificent print, signed by us, for her funny review.

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We’d like to thank the Jury: Iren, Exarhu and eCostin, and our friends from Treeworks (no, we’re not giving Zelist back) and Joytricks.

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Thank you all. Come back next week when we end the world. Really.

DEADLINE CLARIFICATION: IT’S OVER.

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UPDATE: More prizes!!!

Joytricks are giving the best three reviewers a choice of a Fredo/Pidjin/Monique Fridge Magnet each! (Ranking will be decided by the same Jury).

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Our contest is simple. All you have to do is:

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1. Write about one of our episodes on your blog.
Review it, praise it, or totally destroy it.
Linking to us is optional, but appreciated.

Deadline: this Friday, May 29th. (23:59)

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2. Mail us the link to your post, as soon as possible.
mail to: richard.pidjin AT gmail.com

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More prizes!!! Without a jury this time:)

The first 30 people to send in their review will get a LiveEvil Series T-shirt. Just that simple.

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Sing three “Ave Maria” and one “Happy Birthday Oh Lords” and come back soon for the results!

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The World Enders would like to thank The Jury, and Treeworks.

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FINEPRINT:
The T-shirts will be handed to the winners in person. We’ll be meeting in Bucharest.

We reserve the right to disqualify reviews if we think they’re cheating (such as blank posts).

One hand-painted Pid’jin tshirt is going on auction this Friday, May 15th, at the Inocenti Charity Night. The proceeds will go to the Romanian Child Relief Fund. The entrance fee to this benefit is RON 300, so if you happen to be one of our obscenely rich readers (hi!), park your private jet(s) now, and grab this opportunity. We expect the bids to be in Rolls-Royces. Good luck! More details here.

About the tshirt: We’ve only made a handful of these, for our closest friends, because they’re very hard to paint, and take a lot of time. The paint is a special extra-volume acrylic, with glow-in-the-dark accents. More about handpainting pidjin tshirts in this tutorial we made in 2005.

The second wave of Pid’Jin magnets is fresh out of the oven. Spectacular handcrafted beauties, each with an unique serial number stenciled on the back.

Made by our friend Oana from JoyTricks.

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Our previous series sold out in 2 days, so it’s a good idea to order soon! We have 30 pieces of each character.

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The new series brings you two new Fredo & Pid’Jin magnets to rob guard your fridge.

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And the grand Lady of the house of Pid’Jin makes her debut.

We’re introducing Freezer Princess Monique.

Each magnet costs 39 RON, and can be ordered here.

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Head over to the handcrafting citadel of JoyTricks and make that wallet squeel like a frustrated little piggy!

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Tuesday Feb 18th, MTV had us over for a chat. Watch the interview here.

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Zelist ranks sites according to their incoming links, so we’d like to thank everyone for linking to us. Your role in spreading the seed of evil is vital. We could never end the world without you guys.

And, for the long-time fans, here’s a rundown of our previous Xmas Specials:

2007 – when we sang

2006 – when Fredo wrote a letter to Santa

2006 – when Pid’Jin met Santa a few days later

2005 – when the graphics were a lil’ weird