Headgiving Day

Part IV – Final (start from Part I)

Long story short, girl: Pid'jin got decapitated, so we stole your body and attached it to his head. Now it's back. So... like... thanks for the body! Hey, want a doggy treat? Sure.

Your body got raped in the park.

The Cherry On Top

Part III. (Start from Part I?)

Aren't you happy you got your body back? It's terrible, man, i'm a virgin again

And it's not like i feel very pure either, you know... well, you're cooler than Virgin Mary!

I mean think about it! Mary was a virgin, and she had a baby. You're a virgin and you had sex!!!

Put Your Head On My Schnauzer

Part II. (Start from Part I?)

Pid'jin!!! Congratulations, buddy!!! You finally had sex!!! YAAAAY!!!

And you thought this temporary dog body was ugly! Look, it got you laid! Not sure it counts, but...

Was it good? i felt nothing, 'coz you forgot to hook up my nerve centers.

But look on the bright side - you're no longer a virgin! You actually had sex! - With a dog!!

Dogs are nice... who was the lucky girl? Me. You gave me a female body, remember?

Related episodes: You Can Leave Your Head On

PS: Yeah, we know that’s not a schnauzer, but the title came to us after the episode was drawn.

You Can Leave Your Head On

Part I

So, ozzy bites my head off, and then you resurrect me,after the concert? That's the plan. Dude, we're getting a fortune for this!

Die, bird, dieeeeee!

Relax already, i'm sure we'll find your little body around here! YOU ASSHOLE!!! I want my body back! I had been working out!

Butterflies In The Stomach

I made this place so cozy... He's gonna be totally turned on. I'm sexy AND smart.

Hi, big boy! Been waiting... Step aside, cutie.

errr

Maybe you want to take the goddamn fridge to bed from now on? - Relax, honey, these are for AFTER.

Related episodes: Fredo’s Day Off, Food For The Soul

Fredo&Pid’Jin Â© Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Present Time

Hi, baby ! listen, it's fredo's birthday, wanna go shopping for a present? Wooo, sure, i'm bringing all the girls !!!

He'll totally love this one, girls!

I think i need new shoes! Let's try all the panties! Do I look fat in this? Pffft,women!

At least he'll get something from me! Sorry, sir, but your girlfriends have spent all your money.

No present... Worst birthday ever...

PDude, a lingerie party??? You're a genius! Best birthday ever!!!

Happy Birthday, Tudor!
(episode concept by Dana)

Nihil Sine Deo

DIE, stupid ozone layer, die!!! Dude, all this perfume is making me sick. Taking a break.

my senses are going nuts, pid'jin baby! Holy cow! Must...have...sex...now...pid'jin...

Pid'jin!!! wake up, fool!!! ya been inhaling too much, dude!

Ride The Wildlife

Alter Eggo

Lay that fucking egg, bitch!!! 
Easter's over in 4 minutes!!!

And into darkness bind them

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This episode is majestically drawn by our friend Cristina Negrau of Schitzuici while Eugen is busy in Switzerland.

One Night In Paris

Fredo !!! I have an idea !!! 
Where the hell are you ?! I'm in Paris, dude.

i know how to raise funds 
for our cause ! 
We need to go mainstream ! huh?

You know... pose with the stars... mingle with celebs... drop names in conversation... You mean sell out.

NEVER!!! We are World Enders, not tabloid whores! ok, whatever...so. how's paris?

she's probably pregnant by now.

Title By Dana.

Tonight You Dine In Hell

NOOOOOO!!! I choose death! I choose death!

wow ! dinner ! it's the first time 
you guys aren't trying to kill me.

Good evening guys! Wanna buy insurance ? I have a better idea : 
join us for dinner. We just finished watching Hannibal.

Catch Me If I Can

I mean WOW!

Enough wasted time playing on the pc. Come help me end the world.

No, you leave Azeroth alone!

Oh... that world... Not tonight dear, I have a raid.

Under The Missile Toe

And then I told him Push the red button, bitch - We da world enders, baby!

Time to get some credit. Mass media style. You go dude! I'll just party like there's no tomorrow! - Slacker!

Wretched humans! Your pathetic existence ends here!

None shall survive the vile torment I have brought upon you!!! This is the end!!! Thank you.

Meanwhile at the Pentagon: General!!! You'd better take a look at this...

Oh... my... God... A delicate white dove, singing above the missile - A divine sign! Stop this insanity!!! Abort the launch!!!

DefCon Artist

Finally! Our own link to the white House! - Our very own Red Phone!

Now I can trick this president guy into launching his nukes.

It's a big red button, you moron!!! Just press it. It's a surprise.

A surprise? Great! Is this you, Santa? -Yeah, it's Santa. Ho ho ho. Bye.

Atomic Valentine

SPid'Jin? Is that you?!? Omg you look like a shoe! - Is that so...

You know what? I've had it with women, you bags of misled hormons! I don't need you! I can end worlds!!!

Hello, Mr. Bush? This is Putin. You know, from Russia? D-uh... Listen, I've just launched these nuke missiles your way, hope u don't mind, ok?

Hello, Mr. Putin? Bush here. Remember those Matryoshka dolls you gave me? I'm peeing in them. As we speak.

That shoe comment... wasn't that a compliment? D-uh! I'm a total whore for shoes!

Pin Point Blank

Dude, we gotta stop fighting over Monique. We need to settle this once and for all. - We could throw grenades.

Ok, he who throws best gets the girl. - I'll go first.

Here goes... 10... 9... 8...

BOOM!!!

Seven?... Ha ha ha!! Romanian grenade! - Hey guys!

Hey Monique! - Wooo... I don't know who you are... But I've always wanted to go black!

Hard Candy

Oh boy... I mean 'girl'

Dude, I know what I want for my birthday. Listen - whisper -whisper - Yeah, that can be arranged. Btw, you disgust me.

OMG, regarde le cake! Is my present inside? - Yes. Happy Birthday, sicko! Bye now.

Howdy. You must be the pigeons who wants sex with minors! - M-M-M-MINORS!!!

A Happy New Fear!

You bought all these for just 8 bucks? - Yup. I met this Chinese guy...

Wheeeee... - Happy New Year!

BOOOOOM!!!

You know... I'm pretty sure those fireworks were nuclear missiles. - Those Chinese guys will sell ya ANYTHING for $8.

I don't know why people want to ban nukes... I mean, just look... - I know... It's beautiful... - And they're probably made by children!

In Nomine Santa

No more

Forgive my rude friend, Santa...

Based on the Creation of Man, The Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo

He doesn't know how delicious you taste.

Merry Xnax

Deear Santaaaa...

Oh how schweet... ze evil fat bastard is writing a lil' letter to Santy Claus... Is Lil' Fredo on Santy's list?

Actually I'm spamming his ass. He's on MY list.

LetHer JackIt

Wow!!! That new armchair sure looks expensive... - Should be. We stole it.

It's a very rare piece, made exclusively from the penis skins of endangered species. As seen on boingboing.net. - Really?

Hey, DON'T YOU MESS IT UP!!! - Weeee - Dude, wait, don't stop her...

See? I knew it! Our chair is turning into a couch!

Wet Dream Job

Pid'Jin arrives late for work

Yawn.

PID'JIN!

Are you done ending the world? - Y-yes...?

Then how do you explain that I'm alive??? Kiss your bonus good bye. BAD EMPLOYEE!!!

Dude, it's the third time I've had this

FÃ¼r Her

Ha ha haaa... C'mon, do hitler again!!! - Ok, ok.

Hey, Eva, I sink zi allies are near zi bunker - how about some deepthroating?

…You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way

Hugh, there's a pigeon at the door! Says he's here to massage playmates. Ha Ha Ha!!! He fell for it!!! Let's have some fun, girls!

Ok, Mr. Pid'Jin. We'll need you to perform your first massage in about two minutes. - Two eternities...

Ok, girls, now you all leave, and when he enters, it's just me - naked!!! Bwahahaa!!!

And I'll go:

Let's see you top THIS.

HI, I'M HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH THE OLD GUY!!!

I’m A Pid’Jin In A Bottle

Fredo, guess what : I sold the car and bought 8 tons of massage oil!!! - Errr... why? - I got this letter!

Dear Pid'Jin, Our hot playmates would like to hire you to deliver massages, here at the playboy mansion

Ha-ha! I guess World ending can wait for a few weeks! - And I'm coming with you! - How do I put this gently...

Earlier: Errr... Hugh? I made a typo... I wrote

Fredo&Pid’Jin Â© Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
[Episode Tags: Web Comics, Fredo, Pidjin, Playboy , Massage ]

Please Self Help Me!

Hey Pid'Jin, can I interest you in my self-help book

Why would I need your stupid book? I'm an expert on women!!! Women are my middle name!!! - Really? Is your name Richard 'woman' Pid'Jin?

Very funny, dumb ass. Let's see... the author, Mr. Gugustuck, born in 1930, died in 2006... - WHAT?

No way, let me see that... must be a typo...

Woman-IZER. Richard 'Womanizer' Pid'Jin

[Episode Tags: Web Comics, Fredo, Pidjin, Self-Help, Womanizer, Evil ]

Tectonic Groove

Ok, Fredo. Ready for your evil ritual dance lessons? - Yup. - Today we'll try the dance-of-disasters.

... and 1, 2, 3, move those hips - and 1, 2, 3,... yeah that's it!!

Yeah, you got it goin'... I feel the divine energy!

YES, FREDO!!! Your magic dance is working - you have summoned one major earthquake!!!

Earthquake my ass!!! Just tell the FAT ONE to quit bouncing around, 'coz all my furniture is doing the macarena, ok??

NEWS: We have the winners! Link.

Fate No More

Monique?

I give thee, Pid'Jin infant, the gift of wordplay!!!

Honey, you said

Present day: Let me introduce myself... Get it? Introduuuuce myself...

[Episode Tags: Web Comics, Fredo, Pidjin, Fairy, Word Play ]

Being Monique

Monique?

Monique. - Monique Monique?

Monique? - Monique! - Monique, Monique... - Monique, Monique.

Fredo&Pid’Jin Â© Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
[Episode Tags: Web Comics, Fredo, Pidjin, Being John Malkovich, Squirrel ]

One Step Forward, One Back Stab

Hello, Monique? Guess what: Fredo can't dance!!! Ha!!! He sucks at it - totally!!! How un-cool is THAT !!! Monique?...

Ok, big boy, I gotta teach you some hot, dirty dance moves. And to think I was gonna break up with you today...

Little Kicks

Great! The sanctuary isn't guarded! We can perform the dance! Err..dance?

The dance that will trigger the end of the world! Oh. Dance. Right...

Yes...I feel the divine energy... Come on !!!

Dancing.

Ok, ok... Just stop. Abort mission. This is hopeless.

Not only did we fail to end the world. Your dance actually increased minimum wage in Romania. Go figure.

We were so close !!! But then you just had to go Elaine Benes on me !!!

Also, this episode is based on an idea from Fry. Kudos!
[Episode Tags: Web Comics, Fredo, Pidjin, Seinfeld, dancing, ritual ]

Pimp My Groupie!

Dude, I'm sorry I cut you open lasweek... I'll make it up to you. -Oh yeah how?

There's this horny groupie waiting upstairs... you go get her, I'm tired. - Thank you thank you thank you...

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!

Fredo walks by, wearing a towel

... their eyes meet...

Oh yeaah...

Oh yeah!!! Oh yeah!!!

Am I having sex? Am I having sex??? DID I HAVE SEX???

I R Maiden

Amenooo...

Hey, guys. Why did you call me here? - It's for this ritual.

We need to sacrifice a virgin - so...

... so could you hold Pid'Jin still?

This hurts almost as bad as not getting laid.