Wax Up

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Outtakes

Take him out!

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He took it out!

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Break Lunch

and my hobbies include yachting, boning you, building... - how dare you! we've only just met! - embarassing...

i forgot my purse in the ladies room - she's been in there too long, i'd better go check on her.

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Monastic Body

Fredo is evil, but you're not. You have a good soul, Pidjin. You must stop him. - Get lost, you freak.

Save the world, Pidjin. Kill Fredo. - Are you out of your fucking mind???

Bring his severed head to our monastery. And my sisters will offer their virgin bodies to you.

Two hours later.

Stab stab stab

Stab.

I just saved your life! This woman wanted you dead!

Fredo cuts Pidjin's head off

Two hours later.

There, good as new! You may not know this, but your body was worth a free fuck at the monastery!

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Deep Frogging

Kiss me oh princess, and i'll turn into a handsome prince!

Weird. Nothing. How about a little passion there, huh?

Come on!!! Kiss harder!!! HARDER!!!

Hey I feel something!!! Don't stop!!!

The day before

You know, it's getting almost too easy for me to get laid. - You bastard!!! May your penis turn into a frog!!!

Plagued Back

This is a guest episode by Cristina Negrau of NpunctC fame.

With Eugen in Greece for 1 week things got complicated: Tudor told the world(twitter) of Eugen’s betrayal and Cristina pulled her own episode out of a magic hat. May Eugen have nothing but rain on his last day in Greece.

Amen!

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Clean Slate

Every 30 years, Freod and Pid'jin are forced to do one good deed.

Gee... i wonder what marvels lie hidden beyond this door...

30 years later

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Kickin’ it Old Testament

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There Can Be Only Win

Yay, i got head again! - The true story of the Highlander

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Food Frontal

Sir, i don't understand your joke. - Bite me.

arghhh!!! what the f**k!!! - Forgive Steven, he has a very low verbal iq. He's a seagull.

He just takes everything you say literally. - Get back here and fight like a man!!! Show some balls!!!

Look! - Dude, not cool. Cover your shame.

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Sir, i don't understand your joke. - Bite me.

arghhh!!! what the f**k!!! - Forgive Steven, he has a very low verbal iq. He's a seagull.

He just takes everything you say literally. - Get back here and fight like a man!!! Show some balls!!!

Look! - Dude, not cool. Cover your shame.

Shame??? But why, my dick is enormous! - Great, rub it in my face!

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Loose In My Religion

I'm here to kiss the blarney stone! - It's in my kidney. Good luck sucking it out.

No way, you pervert!!! Now, where's that famed pot of gold? - It's at the end of the rainbow, just grab it!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu

The Show Must Go Wrong

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Jesus Saves Lives

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Bugs’s Life

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One Upside The Head

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Clovered In Shame

I'm here to kiss the blarney stone! - It's in my kidney. Good luck sucking it out.

No way, you pervert!!! Now, where's that famed pot of gold? - It's at the end of the rainbow, just grab it!

Oh, and i forgot to tell you, the leprechaun will greet you with two traditional insults. Just don't freak out, ok?

Freak out? Me? No way... - Good, because his wife and kids called, they were worried.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu
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Vinility

I've met this cute nun looking for a place to live. - So, you hope to pose as a saint and seduce her?

Yup, that's why i'm destroying all my porn, even this rare vinyl porn. - Can I have that record player you keep in the bathroom?

Welcome, sister Innocentia. I've been preparing for this day. - Yeah, he even broke his masturbation record!

iBelieve

Too late mr. Jobs! We have already placed radioactive chips in every single new iPhone!

Whaat! So my new generation of iphones will kill their users? - Yeah!!! Market THIS!

Guys, check out my new iPhone! It's got a lifetime guarantee! Steve Jobs says the battery alone will outlive me!

Demonstrate Your Love

I know it's my birthday, but all i want is a card. It's still a crisis, you know.

Yeah, you told me ten times already. See ya! - Hey, you!!! Move ten steps to the left!!! You, move right!!!

Move faster!!! - Man, bankers would do anything for ten bucks these days.

Can I see my card now? - Wait, I found a typo.

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High In The Clouds

I love Amsterdam. Such a friendly city. - I need another magic mushroom.

Dude, I think you've become an addict... You're craving these mushrooms everytime we visit a new city. - I need... my... magic... mushroom.

Aaahhh...

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu

3rd World From The Sun

Wow. Nudity! - Nasa hired me to draw a picture that represents mankind. They're sending it into space, hoping some aliens will find it.

Holy cow, this thing will market earth as a sexual tourism destination! - Exactly!!! Earth, the red light district of the galaxy!!!

I say we get a few earthlings drunk, and give them the old anal probe. Yeah, let's boldly go where no man has gone before!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

The Winner Tastes It All

Sorry, Gugustuck, but one of us has to be sacrificed. For dinner. Wish us good appetite.

Not if I kill you first!!!

Thought you could eat me? Ha-haaa!!! In your dreams!!!

Settle down, Gugustuck. We're trying to eat.

I think we marinated him in too much wine. - Bang! Bang! - How come I get the part with the butt?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu

A Taste For Slaves

You got us stranded in the middle of the Atlantic, I'm gonna kill you, Gugustuck!!!

Damn... we can't kill him. This survival booklet says we'll need his help. - Ha ha ha ha!!! You guys will have to treat me nice for a change!

Aaah... lower... lower... thaaat's a nice slave! - Easy, Pid'Jin... Just take it... take the abuse, we need him.

Is dinner ready? - No, the meat isn't tender enough yet.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu

Just Skidding

Man, I love these winter tires, they really stick to the road. - Slow down!!! Nothing sticks to ice!

WATCH OUT, A TURN!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Xmas Sellout

You're just a fat capitalist, exploiting the story of Jesus. - Obviously... but there's a nuance.

Think about it - he disappeared 2000 years ago. But, ever since then, on his birthday, someone returns with presents for good people... - OH MY GOD!!!

You're Jesus!!! - Nope. Rudolph is.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Demolition Mad

YOU MORON!!! I spent weeks planning this, and you bought the cheap, bulgarian dynamite??? - You're so funny!!! When you get mad, that little vein on your head swells up!

I can't use inferior quality explosives!!! I have to cancel this whole operation!!! - That's insane. - HEY!!! Don't call me insane!!!

Call him Mr. Vein.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Pink Panzer

1939 - So, I got Hitler and Stalin allied against the world. - Cool. In a few months the world will be a desolate wasteland.

I can't see them... are they discussing how to start the war? - I think so...

No, I'm not shaving my moustache, I don't care about your sensitive skin! - Oh jeah? Ich hate you!!! Get aus!!! Go back to your motherland!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Politically Correct

Fredo, why are we doing this to the senator? Please explain? - Just make him swallow the damn sausage.

Guys, I don't care that your friend lost a bet. You just can't do this in my restaurant!!! - Why? Do you have a problem with swallowing?

No, I don't have a problem with - - Say no more, sweetie. Hey, Pid'Jin, you can go home now.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

More Worm episodes: 1, 2, 3

Thorn Bird

Fredooo! What?

Freeedooo... What?

Fre- WHAT???

...cactus.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Lust In Translation

No, you can't have any, you greedy bastard. Get lost!!! - But i didn't even say anything!!!

I know that look. It's the are you gonna finish that look!!! It's a look?

Mating Call

Listen here, Barack!! Add our names to that most dangerous people list, with nice pictures!!! - Tell him he should listen, coz he's new. We're world enders.

OMFG!!! THE CIA!!! - Relax, we're from Greenpeace. You two have been added to the endangered species list.

Endangered? Waaait, this must be a mistake, you see - We're here to save your species, and you two are gonna breed today, even if we have to use force!

NOOO!!! - ENOUGH!!! I don't care how ugly this female is!!! Mike, fetch some lipstick and intravenous viagra!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Intensively Careless

Where am I? What happened? Did we end the world? - Nope. Don't you remember?

Two days before - ...and this huge jet engine will push the earth off orbit, and away from the sun. All life will freeze to death.

Fredo? Did you fix my seatbelt? - Yeah.

So... what went wrong? - Ummm... a pigeon got sucked into the engine. - Damn bird... but did we move the earth? - Just enough to end global warming.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Cheers to everyone we met at Blog&Roll, it was great!

Guilty Pleasure

The noble inquisition finds you guilty on the charge of blasphemy! You are sentenced to purification through torture!

All this pain can stop if you say I accept the Lord Jesus as my savior - That's one long safeword!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
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Air Jordan

Hi, Jesus. Am I late for the baptism? BEHOLD EVERYONE!!! A white dove, the divine sign!!!

And then he totally steals my show!!! Makes it all about him!!!

It was my event, my lightshow, my sound effects, my idea!!! What's so religious about two dudes splashing water anyway?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
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Big Bank Theory

Hi. We're here to buy your bank. It's a genuine leather Samsonite!

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Pun-ish

Hey, Gugustuck. We're going hunting, are you game? - yeah!

Bwahaha!!! Worplay claims another victim!!! He was

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

The Man Behind The Myth

I'm home, sweetheart. - Hi, hun.

Our time machine is revealing some awfully gay moments in history. Attila the Hun was a total loser.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Catch 22 Roses

Last week, on F&P: Pid’Jin’s funeral is called off

Guess what, Gugustuck! You caught the bouquet, so I found you a woman! - What? But I caught a dead guy's bouquet, at a funeral!

Look, if you don't like girls, I can pimp this lady to someone else, ok? - I didn't say that!!! Please, please, I need a date!!!

Hi. I hope you're not shy, it's such a turnoff.

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Pid’Jin’s Hadron

Last week, on F&P: Pid’Jin gets stabbed

Your friend Pid'Jin sabotaged the Hadron Collider and destroyed the world!!! I'm not his friend!!!

Lead us to Pid'Jin!!! - I don't know this Pid'Jin guy, I swear!!!

We know he is in that crowd, point him out! - For the third time, i don't know him... - We're giving you 30 bucks!

Meanwhile, in the real world: Revive him, Fredo! I tried three spells, and no result. I'm out of ideas. - Hey, try mouth to mouth.

That's Pid'Jin!!! SEIZE HIM!!! Oh Fredo, with a kiss you betray me...

Traitor!!! Woo, the bouquet!

Awww, c'mere, buddy, turn that other cheek! - Fine, I forgive you, for you don't know what you've done. - He has risen!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Eternal Flame Boy

We have elected you as the virgin judge for the galactic sex olympics - Finally, my virginity pays off!!!

As a judge, you're forbidden to touch any contestants. Not even yourself!!!! - Or we'll throw you into the eternal abstinence room!!!

Keep that in mind when you watch the lesbian twelvesome event. - OMG he's already touching himself!!!

Please sir!!! Not the abstinence room!!! Kill me instead!!! Kill me!!! - No problem. I hope you like horrible pain.

This abstinence room is makin' me nuts. - Yeah! Would it kill them to throw a man in here once in a while?

Unholiday

Pid'jin and Fredo are on a boat.

Fredo looks towards the horizon.

The boat arrives at the pier, Pid'jin is welcomed by a woman.

Pid'jin gets tied to a tree.

Berta the bear appears.

END OF “THE BEAR INCIDENT” MINISERIES

Free Love

Previously, on F&P: [1], [2], [3], [4]

Ok, so what if you got violated by seven bears? Look, that butterfly still likes you. - I don't, he's just sticky. Halp!

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Scary Go Round

Previously, on F&P: [1], [2], [3]

Saving Pid'Jin... FAIL.

It's me, dude. I hacked into the bear's brain. I'm now controlling her every move. - Pid'Jin??? But... weren't you in her butt???

I still am. But I plugged my iPhone into her spine. Now I can even get her to dance, look!!! - Nice moves.

Oh my god guys!!! Berta's doing the mating dance!!! WOO!!! WOO!!!

Me first, me first!!! Who wants the butt? Who doesn't!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

What-What?

Ok, how do I get out of this bear? - Start a fire, like Pinocchio did inside the whale.

Dude, she'd better sneeze me out faster! I'm suffocating in here! COME ON SNEEZE!!!

Do you think I might be a bit too far down the throat?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

The Circle Of Life

It was on this spot, my dear friends, that Pid'Jin sacrificed his life for me, attacking that giant bear.

We, the groupies, have prepared a 120 minute sexual healing ritual to ease your pain. Thanks, but no. It would just be wrong.

All my life I wanted a foursome, but now with Pid'jin dead... nothing makes sense anymore... Help!

OMG!!! Pid'Jin? You're alive!!! Fredo!!! Thank God!!! Get me out of here!!!

I'll save you, buddy!!! Say, can you wait 120 minutes?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

Bear With Me

OMG Fredo, who did this? What's behind that hill? - Bear, huge...

I'll avenge you Fredo, even if that bear kills me!!! - No, don't be foolish...

Zzzzzz...

What!? Mercy ? NO MERCY!!!

Wow... did I just... kill a bear? DAMN! I need to lie down...

Mommy? - I'm not your mommy.

Le Winky

No i can't wire the damn explosives, i just dropped my contact lens under his desk!!!

I got sexually abused!!! I'm never breaking into the white house again!!! - I kinda saw this coming...

But why... where did I go wrong? - Let's see... oval office... under the table... and winking?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

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Happy Ent

I think we should start with the rainforest. Just chop it all down. - Yeah, trees suck. Let's sketch a plan. Where's my pencil?

YOU BASTARDS!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

We deserve death. I mean, just look what we did to your brother. - OH MY GOD.

RUN FOREST, RUN!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

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Fancy Infancy

My parents were rich nuclear physicists. How sophisticated... I was adopted. By pornstars.

I was breastfed by a German nanny. - I have blocked the memories of my breastfeeding.

I was a prodigy, I said mother at merely a few months old! - My first word was MILF.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Numb & Number

This device will get all human brains stuck in an infinite loop. - But they're a race of poets, explorers and adventurers...

so leaving thier brains stuck repeating some mind numbing routine... that would be... - hmmm...

undignified?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

You Give Me Shiva

But I'm too fat to fly... - Hop into the DNA mixer! It'll give you the wings of an eagle.

Dude, that shit malfunctioned! You'll be fine. Just get on that rooftop and announce the world's imminent destruction!

Fredo, you idiot!!! Not THAT rooftop!!!

HUMANS!!! I'm about to tell you a horrible truth!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.
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Fisherman’s Friend

Still trying to lose weight? - Still hanging out with sailors?

EAT ME! You're not health food.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Faust Pas

You're gonna help us end the world! What are your demands?

My... my soul? What do you mean??? You can't have my soul!!! - OH NO!

You... can't... possess me... thru... the... phone. Fight, Pid'jin, fight!!! Don't let him enter!!!

Infestare ad locum adustus ad usum iteratum landica!!! Leave his body!!! Leave his body!!! I command you!!!

I told you not to mess with the pope.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious.
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Bunny’s Surprise

[UPDATE, Monday 5th May] Eugen has been bitten by a cat. The cat obviously chose his index finger. This is no ordinary cat, but is the spawn-of-satan cat, also known as Eugen’s cat. The dude had to hold the cat down while it had to get some shots. The cat is all better now. But Eugen is in sort of a cast like thing for 7 days or so now. It’s not a full body cast, it’s just his right hand. Expect us back by next week. All shall be well. [Transmission over, bye, Tudor]

Pid'jin wishes you a happy easter!!!

Ok, so what if I kidnapped those little baby bunnies from their loving mother... they were so cute! Man, I almost felt guilty eating them - he bastards gave me the puppy eyes!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Lot Of Ants

Heh heh - Playing God with those ants, huh?

I'm just punishing these little fuckers for crawling up my butt. And then the Lord raineth fire upon the city of Sodom.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Pony Apple

Dude, i did say buy her a kinky present, but this is downright scary! Try something else.

Dude, a pony!!! What are you, her dad? - I guess I still have time to find another present.

DING-DONG! Fuck!!! She's at the door!!! Help me out! What do I do???

Oh my god, a unicorn! Best present ever! What's his name? - Horny - Horny the Uniporn.

Fairy Fail

Holy cow! A fairy! Hello pid'Jin! I'm here to grant you one wish

My wish is to have sex. With you! - Oh no... i can't! Anything but that, it's not possible...

OH YEAH?!? I don't fucking care!!! This is my only chance to lose my virginity! - But - but... - NOW!!!

WTF? I don't feel a thing! Sex sucks!!! - I tried to tell you... i'm immaterial. You're basically fucking air.

So i'm still a virgin? - You could have wished for Jessica Alba, you know. Everybody asks for Jessica Alba.

A Modern Classic

Tired of fast food, TV and Holywood flicks, Fredo and Pid'jin time-travel to the XVIIIth century

Ahhh, time to enjoy an evening with these classy people. - Hey! Boy! Play that violin for us.

But I am Antonio Vivaldi, famous creator of the four seasons! - So you invented a pizza. Big deal.

Forgive my ignorant friend, sir. So tell, me: what is your sitcom about?

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Juicy Stakeout

Dude, you gonna blow our cover. -hungry- -horny-

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

She’s A Dream

Captain's log, star date 298223 point 213. Any threats, mr Worf ?

Sorry to interrupt your role-playing thing, but i'm still blind ... can you repair me ? What 'role playing' lieutanant ?

Enough !!! I want to see again! ...said Mr. Geordi Laforge.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

ROBLOGFEST 2008 AFTERMATH

Thank you all for joining us at Roblogfest, seeing everyone wearing the red Pid’Jin shirts made our night! You’re the coolest gang anyone could dream for. Also we want to thank Adobe Romania for all the free beer and for joining in with more T-shirts. Congratulations to all the winners and to Dragos for a great event! Video here, photos here.

Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful

...and the best part is - we have all the slopes just for ourselves ! Nuclear winter rules.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

UPDATE: We’ll be at the RoBlogFest party this Friday, at Fabrica, and hope to meet and chat with you guys. So make sure you show up – you need to sign up for the party on this list, preferably before it fills up. So RSVP now!

Motion Of The Ocean

Noah returns. Cursed be thy names, evil ones! I was going to build a new world, of faith, purity and chastity!

Purity and chastity??? All the animals are having sex!!! I've seen enough interracial to last me a lifetime! And incest!!! AND interracial incest.

I never allowed sex aboard the ark all these years! Father-husband, you're back!!!

Present day. Turned out, it was more fun to leave them all alive. Especially Noah. Thanks to him, all animals have tails today.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Raiders Of Noah’s Ark

In the biblical times of Noah God sent a flood to punish all creatures (except for fish)

But I'm trying to save the world!!! Less whining, more dying, noah boy.

There will be some changes around here! We brought whiskey and cigars for everyone! YAAAY!!!

And there will be a barbecue every night!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Snowmaniac

Wow, someone made a snow sculpture of me!!! - Yeah, right...

You're so vain, you think eveything is about you. That average snowman looks NOTHING like you!!! - Dude, you're talking to the snowman.

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Shave The World

Our plan to end the world seemed flawless - This precise sound can trigger the explosion of planet earth, if played all across the globe. It's resonance, baby!

Soon enough we found the right person for the job - Your voice is the sound we've been looking for! We'll put you on every TV, radio and iPod.

But our calculations had been wrong... - Not just Earth, Pid'Jin! That voice will trigger the end of the entire universe! - Holy cow!

We had to stop this, before it was too late. - I'll put an end to this horror! - LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Jack Off All Trades

Master, you can't just leave me blind! I'm a porn addict! Well, try to use your imagination.

But how... You could steal Pid'jin's porn magazine. Maybe holding it will stimulate you a bit.

Fredo, any idea where my morning paper is? Errrr... morning paper?

GREAT NEWS, GUYS!!! The stock market crisis is over! Just saw a rabbit masturbating to

Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan&Tudor Muscalu.

Captain’s Blog

Captain's log, star date 298223 point 213. Any threats, mr Worf ?

Sorry to interrupt your role-playing thing, but i'm still blind ... can you repair me ? What 'role playing' lieutanant ?

Enough !!! I want to see again! ...said Mr. Geordi Laforge.

The Curse Of Monkey Island

I'll kill you!!! Why did you shift-delete my porn? Bicoz you no help me cleeeen toilet for masters!

AAAARGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!

Pid'Jin, come quick! Our new slaves are being entertaining! What did I miss?

The rabbit spanked the monkey and now he's blind. - I'm fucked! The curse is real!!!

Mission Pimp Possible

I'm in! I just killed two guards. Over! - Thanks, buddy. Ready to enter. Over!

Did you cut the alarms off? Is it safe to go? Am i safe? - Yeah, it's safe, trust me. LIIIVE FROM LAAAS VEGAAS!!!! WHAT? DUDE?

Is that a TV i hear? Where are you? -Errr... i have a confession to make...

I'm not on my mission. I'm home. Watching the porn awards. - NO WAAAY!!!

Xmas Special

Merry merry Xmas & Happy 2008!!!
Voices: Dana, Tudor and Eugen.
Made with Singshot.

PS: high res wallpapers of final image here.

Face Off

Pid'Jin throws a snowball at Fredo.

Pid'Jin throws another snowball at Fredo, while Fredo is building up a huge snowball.

Fredo has thrown his huge snowball, but with it he also threw a windshiled wiper, right into Pid'Jin's eye.

Evil In A Blue Dress

You got a job as military advisor at the White House? Smart move! - The salary and benefits are great! They even give you a concierge!

A what? A person who runs your errands for you... Few know this, but in fact it's a blowjob slave!

Wow. Nice uniform. How was your first day? - Errrr... apparently everyone at the white house starts as concierge.

Nuk’em Up

Damn, it's so hard to make these thousands of swords! I say we wait till better weapons are invented.

1800 AD: Damn, it's so hard to make these thousands of pistols! - I say we wait till better weapons are invented.

2000 AD: Damn it's so hard to build this nuclear warhead! - The wait is over!!! This new Bush guy promises to find nukes for everyone! In Iraq!

Alive&Kicking!

Infiltrate Greenpeace? But how? The new Greenpeace president is a girl. We can use her!

I need a plan to seduce her! Just get her some cute present, it ain't rocket science.

Oh my goodness, these are the cutest bunny slippers ever! Notice how warm they are? Yeah, how come?

OH MY GOD!!! These are actual dead bunnies!!! Not really. I left them just barely alive, so their little eyes blink when you step!

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Sky Is The Limit

I believe I can fly...

I believe I can touch the sky...

THUD!!!

Hey, Pid'Jin. Have you seen my magic mushrooms?

Modern Stalking

Excuse me, can I sign you up for our Modern Talking fan club? Yes. But I demand one blowjob, as compensation.

No way!!! Come on, all I need is your name and phone number! - No head, no name, no number.

Dark Sabbath

I need to get into that Jewish temple unnoticed. Fredo, make me look like a Jew! Hop into the transpersonator!

Boooom!

Oh... My life is just a dark abyss... and I need a razor. - Crap!!! It didn't make you a Jew!!! It made you AN EMO!!!

Great... How am I supposed to go unnoticed, and steal those artifacts from the temple, LOOKING LIKE A WOMAN??? - How about a fake moustache?

Great idea! To the temple!!! High five!

I Sea Q

The sea was angry that day, my friend!!!

As I was boarding the nuclear submarine, I suddenly heard a scream... Heeeelp!

I HAD TO abort my mission and save her! And that's why I didn't steal the russian uranium. Hop in, beautiful! My name's Fredo.

You lying bastard!!! You never left the house!!! And you met her online!!! I read your logs, asshole!!! Well it was still an adventure. Wasn't it, honey? You had me at asl pls.
Fredo&Pid’Jin © Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.

I Needle You So Bad

Part 2. (did you miss Part 1?)

It's the stress, man, i tell ya! It's been two years, and i still haven't ended this world. Oh relax. What are your symptoms?

Air hunger. I have an urge to breathe extremely deeply, all the time. Hmmm... try these Chinese beans. They cure anything.

I'm also locking you in, so you can get some rest. Dude, i think those beans are giving me gas...

The next day: Omg, the horror! You were lucky though: how did you find that odorizer? While looking for something to kill myself with.

(did you miss Part 1?)

Every Last Breath You Take

Part 1.

It's the stress, man, i tell ya! It's been two years, and i still haven't ended this world. Oh relax. What are your symptoms?

Air hunger. I have an urge to breathe extremely deeply, all the time. Hmmm... try these Chinese beans. They cure anything.

I'm also locking you in, so you can get some rest. Dude, i think those beans are giving me gas...

The next day: Omg, the horror! You were lucky though: how did you find that odorizer? While looking for something to kill myself with.

Based on a true story.

Phoenix Captivus

So, you fry the Phoenix bird, and then watch her ressurect from her own ashes? It's sooo much fun!

Yeah... but... 30 times?!? Well, i was bored. But you're right.

Ok, miss Phoenix. I'll stop. Thank you, kind sir. ...But only if you kiss me. Err... no. No deal.

Isn't it all this burning extremely painful? Obviously you've never had a brazilian waxing.

Head To Head

You can't kill her, dude. This girl gave me a killer blowjob this morning!!! Ok. I don't even know what a blowjob is, but you have to give it back to her. She is mine!!!

But a blojob is when... I don't mean to break your heart... but moments ago... we kissed!!! EWWW!!!

DUDE!!! Her mouth pressed against mine... tongues entangled in a wet dance... Dude... stop, just stop! That taste will stay with me forever...

The Feather Of Ideas

... i could poison the water supply

Program a virus and attack some nuclear bases... Neah, too cliche.

Manipulate elections and make a war-loving retard president... neeeah, it's been done...

Nukes.. riots... war... conspiracies... Hell, this would be a lot easier if i were a writer...

World Ender's block?

Wanna see how we draw Fredo and Pid’Jin? Check out this tutorial we have made with our friends at Adobe Romania.

Wo Bist Dude?

Why must you guys kill me every time i come around to hang out?

Sex Inflation

Why must you guys kill me every time i come around to hang out?

Hang In There, Gugustück!

Why must you guys kill me every time i come around to hang out?

why must the sun come up every morning? Why must winter follow spring?

Why must millions of people listen to Britney Spears? Why must every website mention the iPhone?

I'm such a sucker for good arguments!

Evil In Dis’Guys

Behold our LowTech 2.0 Notebook!

Cheers from the seaside, everyone!
Tudor&Eugen

The Sea Side Of Life

I can't believe i came to the seaside and left Pid'jin home to do all the work...

I can't believe Fredo took off and left me to assemble this nuke all by myself...

Best-day-ever!

- Tudor’s in Vama Veche this week, smb pls find&beat him : D
- Happy Birthday to Mr. Fry!

Green For The Green

I made a generous donation to greenpeace yesterday. Ehh... So will they let us barbecue dolphins now?

Dude!!! With this money they can put a stop to global warming!!! But we're world enders, why should WE help? Because global warming is stealing our show!!!

And yeah they're letting us barbecue two dolphins!

[Episode Tags: Comics, Cartoon, Pidjin, Dolphins, Ecology]

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Also 1600×1200 now.
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Living Next Door To Malice

This new neighbour girl... i think i have a thing for her - You mean an exploitable weakness?

Even Stranger In The Night

DUDE I had the worst nightmare!! Can I sleep here? Dunno why, but I'm so afraid!

It's his virginity - Now I'm scared!

PS: check out the pictures from our party!

Dextrose Laboratory

300 million years ago: only a few million dinosaurs left to kill. Remember, no killing brontosaurus females

I don't get it, dude... what is it with you and this species? Oh they have this

As in long neck? As in deep throat.

PS: check out the pictures from our party!

The Pidjin Party

We had a great time! Thank you all for coming to our party, thanks for making us feel so nice! You are a wonderful audience and we are very lucky to have you.

So anyway, you’re here for the party pics, aren’t you? Let’s start with everyone’s favorite currency, the Pidjin RON. (aka PRON) Thanks to Adobe Romania, we were able to throw quite a heap of these into the game, we hope you all got drunk enough not to notice the nuke warheads under the counter. [download high-res print version here]

Costin has taken the time to put together a great movie, featuring some of our guests, and also he’s written so nicely about our party. Thanks, man, we really appreciate it, great job! Here’s his video:

Left to right: Tudor, the guy who writes the comic, Leonard, the guy who won our special prize, and Eugen, the guy who draws the Pid’Jins. Slideshow courtesy of mr. Yoshi (thx!)

Here are the videos we made when we gave the Special Prize to Leonard:

Pid’jin Party – Watch more amazing videos here

… and The Big Prize to Alex (a Wacom tablet + Adobe CS3 from our friends at Adobe Romania).

PidJin Party – The top video clips of the week are here

We had a wonderful time with you guys and girls, we now know it for a fact that we got the most awesome audience anyone can ever hope for. It’s been a wonderful night, and we hope you’ll join us again on the next occasion!

Cheers,
Eugen&Tudor.
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