Articles from January, 2009

3rd World From The Sun

Wow. Nudity! - Nasa hired me to draw a picture that represents mankind. They're sending it into space, hoping some aliens will find it.

Holy cow, this thing will market earth as a sexual tourism destination! - Exactly!!! Earth, the red light district of the galaxy!!!

I say we get a few earthlings drunk, and give them the old anal probe. Yeah, let's boldly go where no man has gone before!

Sorry, Gugustuck, but one of us has to be sacrificed. For dinner. Wish us good appetite.

Not if I kill you first!!!

Thought you could eat me? Ha-haaa!!! In your dreams!!!

Settle down, Gugustuck. We're trying to eat.

I think we marinated him in too much wine. - Bang! Bang! - How come I get the part with the butt?

You got us stranded in the middle of the Atlantic, I'm gonna kill you, Gugustuck!!!

Damn... we can't kill him. This survival booklet says we'll need his help. - Ha ha ha ha!!! You guys will have to treat me nice for a change!

Aaah... lower... lower... thaaat's a nice slave! - Easy, Pid'Jin... Just take it... take the abuse, we need him.

Is dinner ready? - No, the meat isn't tender enough yet.

Man, I love these winter tires, they really stick to the road. - Slow down!!! Nothing sticks to ice!

WATCH OUT, A TURN!!!