Articles from March, 2009

One Upside The Head

I'm here to kiss the blarney stone! - It's in my kidney. Good luck sucking it out.

No way, you pervert!!! Now, where's that famed pot of gold? - It's at the end of the rainbow, just grab it!

Oh, and i forgot to tell you, the leprechaun will greet you with two traditional insults. Just don't freak out, ok?

Freak out? Me? No way... - Good, because his wife and kids called, they were worried.

I feel so lonely here in Eden, and i get these urges... - We can help, Adam. Pid'jin, sharpen this rib cutter.

I know this hurts, but after this, you'll never feel lonely again!

Now, Adam. Ever heard of Marylin Manson?

I've met this cute nun looking for a place to live. - So, you hope to pose as a saint and seduce her?

Ha! The nurse likes me!!! And i bet you won't get her wearing that shirt!!! - Fine, it's a bet. You pick the punishment for the loser.

I'm never picking punishments again.