Hable Con Fella

DUDE!!! There's a tiny face on your... errr.. down there... - Eh... it must be from Monique's mascara and lipstick...

So you guys had... - Make up sex !!!

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Make Up Artist

Look, Monique... I've been a jackass. I'm sorry I treated you bad and I'm sorry that i lied to you.

Also, I'm sorry I started that war. So like... com'on... I love you and shit...

Oh Fredooo... My sweetie! -

Is the little one always such a fool mouth? - Who?

Envy!

Greetings from the beach!

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Ball-istics

Pid'Jin? Are you aware that there's an uranium warhead under your ass? - Yep. I'm growing two more balls.

Come again? Exposure to radiation grows two more balls. Saw it on tv last night.

I'll be TWICE the man you are! Here, watch the documentary.

I can't believe it, you were right!!! BALLS!!! -

I’m Only Happy When It Rains

I heard you and Pid'Jin are responsible for that terrible new war.

Take THAT, you evil bastard!!!

Still think violence is fun?

How do YOU like PAIN, Mr. Evil?

Later: The irony is - actually I enjoyed all that.

Pimp My President

So you just sit in the intestins of presidents, and control their political decisions? - Basically, yeah...

So can we bribe you to start an international conflict? Like, with many casualties? - Absolutely not. I'm a politician.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mr. president, why are we attacking this country?? We have no evidence of military activities from their - -They are a threat, trust me. I have a gut feeling.

Worming Up

He won't ?!? Never ?!? You don't say ...

I'm an intestinal worm. I dwell only in the bowels of powerful presidents and I dictate their decisions. - That makes sense...

So I guess that makes you a colonist?

HEY!!! Respect my military authority!!! -Yes sir, colonel.

Down With Love!

He won't ?!? Never ?!? You don't say ...

Fredo doesn't love you! But I do, Monique !!! BE MINE !!!

Hey, Pid'Jin, where are you? Did you tell Monique the stuff I taught you ?

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YOU MANIPULATIVE BASTARD!!!

Please, Monique... not me! I love you!!! I'll even do those kinky things that Fredo is never up for..

Candy And De Flower

So you got my roses and candy? You're welcome, squirrel baby!!! So... are we on for tomorrow? Yeah? YOUPPIE!!!

Bethro... bendo... NO. Bello... bescap... Bendi... NO. Hmmm, guess I need help with this word.

Fredo, where are you? In the bathroom.

Listen, I need a 6-letter word for

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Eavesdroppings

Here's our progress report!

Just wanted to say I'm sorry, man... It's just been such a crazy week...

What the hell is wrong with you?!?

We are world enders!!! Priests of the apocalypse... we don't do reports! Where'd you get this idea?

That creepy bird is back...

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Play Hard, Die Hard

Part VII – Final

You'll die a thousand ugly deaths till I'm done killing you!!!

Have mercy on me!!!

Please forgive me, master Pid'Jin...

Scene from Wolfenstein3D. © Activision Publishing, Inc., Apogee, Atari, Inc., I think...

I'll do anything!!! I'll give you my holiday ticket!!! Take it! TAKE IT!!!

Oh god!!! What was I doing? I forgive you, Fredo... and yes, I'll accept your holiday ticket.

Bye, Pid'Jiiin... Enjoy your stay at Eurodisney!

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Sleeping Cutie

Pid'jin? You asleep?

Just wanted to say I'm sorry, man... It's just been such a crazy week...

I'd better let him sleep in peace...

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This does it!!! I'll kill you, Fredo!!!

Compensating for Compassion

Fredo, where are we?! What's this smell, man...

Wow!!! You brought me to a hospital! How Thoughtful! And to think I was expecting another painful joke!!!

Guess I'll wait downstairs

There's a sick-looking bird in my ward! Oh my God, it's the bird flu!!! Kill it!!! Kill it now!

Fly, little chicken, fly!!! Fuck off, retard!

Houdini Ice

You lied to me!!! You locked me in the fridge so you could bang women all by yourself!!!

In my defense, I have to say you'd have been a turn-off.

Veramente Fredo

Pid'Jin, Quick!!! I know how to heal your radiated skin!

Are you sure this will work? Absolutely.

Freezing.

Actually I came here to see poor Pid'Jin. He's...dead. But you are just in time to console me.

Skin Pour Homme

Part II

I've got the perfect remedy for your radiation-abused skin...

I'll use this strong after-shave.This may sting your raw exposed flesh...a little.

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Aaaaaaaaaa

Woodpecker

Penguins

Ok, now brace yourself, 'cause I'm about to open the bottle!

A Trippin’ To Remember

Hi, Pid'Jin! Did you manage to steal that plutonium?

You... you actually fucking sent me to Chernobyl!!!

HEY!!! You told me that means Eurodisney!!!